reviews

Rating System

1/10 - Utterly incompetent. 6/10 - flawed but fun 2/10 - unwatchable dross 7/10 - solid entertainment 3/10 - pathetic mess 8/10 - great stuff 4/10 - simply bad 9/10 - ridiculously good 5/10 - almost enjoyable 10/10 - total genius

 

  Review Policy

Our attitude to reviews is that while the approach taken by most sites is fine, we would prefer to read something a little more critical. I want to know whether this film is worth spending time and money on. I don't really want to know the reviewer's sexual preferences, what they had for lunch that day and all that other self-obsessed babbling that seems to make up a vast proportion of so many online reviews.

We endeavour to give an honest un-biased assessment of the quality of the films we review. We base our judgments on the qualities we expect to see in any good film , directing, cinematography, script, acting, etc NOT just blood, boobs and impalements.

 

Though those things are pretty good too...

 

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