Nefarious Films
About us...
Matt Compton - Site owner.
I'm not too sure what I'm supposed to write here but other sites have these pages so why not mine too huh? I'm not even sure who reads these things anyway...
Well, back to me then. I am an aspiring screenwriter and film maker trying to break into the British Film industry. Not an entirely easy feat and probably made less easy by the fact that I spend a good portion of my time working on this here site you are on right now.
I live in a small flat in London where I plan my domination of the world's media, battle giant spiders and ponder upon the different shades of black in my wardrobe.
Simon Houghton - staff writer
When he is not devouring the flesh of the living and residing in a dungeon in a medieval wasteland Simon likes to convince his 2 year old son that he wants to be a magician when he grows up.
Simon owns the single largest collection of bad horror movies in the Northern hemisphere. It is rumoured that if all of the films were ever to be watched back to back the negative energy produced would be enough to reverse the course of all creation.
Simon is also the most elusive man since Waldo/Wally first pulled on his stripy shirt, particularly when he has a reivew he's promised to deliver due...
Stephen is a scary man, you only have to look into those insane eyes to see that. See how they seem to vibrate with lunatic ecstasy? It's like looking into the void and the void staring back at you. One can only imagine the horrors cavorting and capering behind those windows into madness.
When he's not terrifying the sane of this world Stephen probably does things most people didn't even know there were words for.
Aside from this totally unprovoked character asassination Stephen has a frigteningly vast knowledge of Asian cinema and says things like, "The Matrix was shit".
He also has a deep affection for the term "skull-fucking" (well who doesn't?). Just see his review of Switchblade Romance to see what I mean...
Stephen Hepplestone - Staff Writer.
